the wedding

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I, Roefan, take you Raymer,

to be my lawfully wedded husband,

my constant friend, my faithful partner and my love from this day forward.

In the presence of God, our family and friends,

I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner in sickness and in health,

in good times and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow.

I promise to love you unconditionally, to support you in your goals,

to honor and respect you, to laugh with you and cry with you,

and to cherish you for as long as we both shall live, to have and to hold,

for better or for worse,for richer or for poorer,

in sickness and in health,to love and to cherish;

from this day forward,until death do us part..

I like to have a simple wedding.. where all my love ones are present.. I dont want to have a bonggang-bonggang wedding after all the bottom line is that me and my memer are legally bond to be partners forever.. I want to say “i love you and I do….” to my memer infront of the people that are important to me..

For more details on my dream wedding please go to the link below

http://roefan.emegultiano.com/?page_id=53

150 thiNgs to do beFore getTing maRried

Get your finances in order
Have a bachelor party
Buy new underwear
Go to Boljoon
Buy a house
Travel to Europe
Get a prenup
See him without a bath
Take a good long look at why you are getting married and be able to know why
Make sure you’re financially ready- SAVE, SAVE, SAVE
Throw away all traces of past relationships
Get premarital counseling.
Reassure friends that they will remain important and spend time with them
Pick at least one planning task and be involved and enthusiastic
Make sure you have a decent job.
Make sure you have a place for both of you to live that will be big enough.
If you haven’t already, a guy might want to get going to a strip club out of his system in case the bimbim doesn’t approve.
If you’re sexually a bit curious, visit a gay bar to check out those feelings before taking the plunge.
Do something really, really nice for the future mother-in-law. Call it “insurance.”
Get in shape
Plan and pay for an adventurous honeymoon
Get plastered and then sleep as late as you want.
Fart whenever and where ever you want without being jabbed in the rib cage.
Have as much sex as possible, before the wedding band cuts off circulation.
Lock out all the channels on the cable service that do not have sports on them.
1 more night out with the guys.
Get a hooker
Get rid of all your porn
Order and pay for all the tuxes
Discuss money with your spouse
Get a marriage license
Decide where you will live
Plan a wedding
Get a gift registry
Insure the wedding rings.
Find a location for the ceremony and the reception.
Do a cake tasting.
Make sure he’s the one
Relax!
Get acquainted with your bimbim’s parents and friends
Tell him all the truth about your past relationships and your health /if you have any health problems.
Go on a road trip
Clean out the basement.
Get rid of all old girlfriend pictures.
Buy all new underwear.
Evaluate life plans and goals/future plans
Go away for a weekend by yourself for your last real alone time.
Define the chores and who does what
Seriously diet.
Pick out your tux
Make a list of people to send announcements to so you aren’t hitting your head or apologizing to those you forgot after the wedding
Call your mom.
Send out invitations
Order alcohol for reception
Get horribly drunk on your stag night.
Rethink if you really want to get married
Have your hotel reservation done for the wedding night
Decide what type of birth control you are going to use before the wedding night
Pick a best man.
Go over health insurance information, legal papers and will.
Buy a wedding ring
Choose a best man
Pay off as much credit card debt and student loans as possible.
Become well liked by his family and friends.
Hang out with your boys
Talk about kids.
Talk about future finances.
Talk about family
Go diving
Go Skydiving
Go SCUBA diving
Have a wild time out on the town without your spouse to be.
Begin pulling away from the friends you tend to spend most of your time with because you will need the additional time with your new spouse for a healthy solid marriage.
Start thinking like a married person. Singles can be very self-centered because they are used to living by themselves, eating by themselves, choosing what they want to watch on TV, and when they want to go to bed. Marriage means you will need to take into consideration the other person’s wants, desires and needs. So you might as well start practicing early.
Rehearse proposal
Clean the diamond
Cook dinner for the future in-laws.
Do something ridiculous like skydive or bungee jump. 79. Have sex with 50 other boys
Find the one man in your life that meant the most to you before you started dating your future husband, and make sure you’re not still in love or have any “special feelings”
Find out if your fiancee has any debt that you may be inheriting by marrying him.
Find out if he is on any medication for a mental illness or has ever been hospitalized for a mental disorder.
Listen to everyone if they are all saying you should not marry this man even if you have already sent out invitations and made other financial commitments.
Go on a camping trip with your prospective groom, one without electricity or water, and in a location where cell phones don’t work, then see how well you get along.
Revisit all of the sports you like to personally do, or watch and see if he minds you playing or watching them.
Write a list with him about pros and cons of marriage and see how you two match up.
Enjoy your life…
Figure out what your fiancee wants to do before that time and help him.
Meet with the officiant
Have a fling
Buy a special wedding day gift for your new spouse
Purchase a tux; you’ll love owning one and the rentals are universally awful and ill-fitting.
Establish whether and when you will have children.
Hang out with your single friends.
Remember to ask permission from the in-laws if you didn’t do it before.
Find a caterer
Prepare your vows.
Go on a week long bender
Buy a motorbike
Discuss future career, education, and moving plans
Get life insurance
Make sure you’re going to live in another town as the in-laws
Tell all the other boys you’re seeing it’s over…at least for some time
Make all your ex-boyfriends jealous
Kill your soon-to-be mother-in-law
Experience a threesome
Travel to Australian Outback
Buy your dream item (ie: a Hummer)
Tell your families and friends that you got engaged
Dating
Kissing
Flirt with others
Have sex with another man.
Travel somewhere without bimbim.
Discuss religion of kids w/ future spouse, if relevant
Discuss who will be paying for wedding, if relevant
Make sure that ALL of your previous relationships have closure so that none of your former boyfriends come back to haunt you later.
Make sure that you’re okay being with this same man for the rest of your life…even when he begins looking like his mom!
Open an account in a Cayman Island bank and stash a good percentage of your net worth there (and continue to do so even after your married).
Watch as much football as you can…you know you ain’t going to once he owns “half” the remote.
Do all those activities your future partner loathes, in excess
Be a slovenly selfish pig in your own home, because it will never be acceptable to be so gross ever again!
Start a joint checking account
Experience any sexual fantasies you may have
Return ring and be forced to buy the “right” ring.
Listen to everything he tells you about the wedding arrangements, else, no wedding.
Have a one on one talk with his parents.
Make sure you’re sexually compatible before dedicating the rest of your life to him.
Prepare a speech… don’t wing it.
Agree that you will be combining your finances when you are married - the number one cause of divorce in North America is money fights and money problems.
Don’t get caught up in how expensive and extravagant your wedding has to be - smaller weddings are much easier and often less stressful!
Identify any relationship problems before you get married - remember, you have to live with this person for many years to come! Sure, counseling may help, but it’s better if you really have a healthy relationship.
Get the haircut Ialways wanted.
Take a crash course on how to do house cleaning.
Inform your buddies not to prank call your phone number while drunk in the early morning anymore.
Select your groomsmen.
See at least one more naked man (see nothing else).
Give him your list of wedding invitees immediately and don’t add or subtract from it - ever.
Talk to married friends about their experiences - find out what to expect in marriage.
Keep focused on each other so that you keep your sanity
Go to financial counseling together
Set a monthly budget
Live together to try it out
Buy your groomsman gift
Have a relationship fail and learn why
Start a savings account
Embark on a difficult project together
Listen for problem signs (ie. friends saying that he’s not right, family, etc)
Visit New York City
Snowboard the Alps
Play all the video games you own again, because you won’t get to again.
Make sure your rings fit each other BEFORE going to the altar
Pay off the ring.
Think once
Think twice
Think thrice
Buy yourself something that’s as expensive as that damn engagement ring was. It’ll be your last chance!
Change your cell phone number so ex-boyfriends don’t call you.
Visit far off relatives and personally invite them to the wedding.
Go by yourself to the movies.
Dance with a stranger.
Hire a wedding planner.
Go out on dates–it’s important during this stressful time!
Play golf.
Buy a large supply of condoms
Pick out which of your things you’re willing to get rid of and which you’ve got to keep. It’s a partnership, you won’t get to keep everything he hates, but if you’re smart, you don’t have to get rid of all of it.
Make peace with an old boyfriend
Practice taking care of a baby for a day
Make sure you have your own place… NO ROOMMATES!!
Move out of your parent’s house.
Save 1500 for a rainy day.
Find out how the other person deals with having a bad day.
Get a lap dance
Keep bimbimsane during the wedding planning. These things make people nuts, be a rock.
Book flowers to be delivered for the day of the wedding to your groom to be
Clean up your wardrobe and your life to make place for him
Approve the cake for the wedding
Spend an entire day on the couch in your pajamas.
Call an ex-boyfriend - to remind you of all of your faults, so you can improve on them.
Come to the realization that no matter how much you improve - it is never enough.
Prepare papers for divorce.